"There aren't too many products that feel the need to reassure you that they are, in fact, 'food.' Already not a good sign.The list of ingredients is long and horrifying, coming right out of the gate with 'MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN.' Oddly enough, I'm about to be separated from my lunch, and I haven't even opened the can yet.
Other ingredients include 'BEEF TRIPE, BEEF HEARTS', AND 'PARTIALLY DE-FATTED COOKED PORK FATTY TISSUE' How does one de-fat fat? Bizarre. God knows what else is in here.
Okay, I'm going to go try it now. If i'm not back in ten minutes, call Poison Control..."
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